Why do sunflowers track the sun?

    • Sunflower plants (Helianthus annuls) thrive in rich, well-drained soil and full sun exposure. Depending on their variety, Depending on their variety, these quick- growing annuals may reach heights of 10 to 15 feet and produce dinner plate- size flower heads. Some dwarf varsities top off at less than three feet and have small blooms. The flower head of a young sunflower tracks the arc of the sun as it moves across the sky but the flower head of a mature sunflower typically faces east.
    Heliotropism
    • Many plants are known for their ability to track the movements of the sun by a process called solar tracking or heliotropism. A young sunflower’s flower head faces the sun to receive the sunlight it needs for photosynthesis. Heliotropism is the term for a plant’s ability to follow the sun. That ability allows a sunflower to move with the sun as it arcs across the sky from east to west; the sunflower's bloom always faces the sun. Sunflowers turn their faces toward the sun as they track it across the sky.
    • Special motor cells at bases of the flower buds shrink or enlarge as they absorb the water, which moves their faces toward the sun. This is the same way that many other flowers track the sun. And the sunflower doesn’t stop tracking the sun after the sun dips below the horizon. The sunflower’s bloom continues to move until it faces east, put the flower head in position to catch the sun’s morning rays. Some- times, the flower faces east before the sun fades completely in evening.
    Idea behind tracking
    • Once a sunflower is pollinated, it ceases solar tracking. This supports the idea that the reason sunflowers turn their flower towards the sun is for the warmth, which attracts pollinating insects. Another possibility is that the sunlight aids the development of pollen. It’s a different type of sun tracking than their leaves and the foliage of many other plants perform. Leaves track the sun to absorb light for photosynthesis. Heliotropism most likely helps to increase the development of pollen – Once pollinated the sunflower head remains facing east.
    Mature flowers
    • Immature flower buds of the sun flower do exhibit solar tracking and on sunny days will track the sun across the sky from east to west and by dawn the buds will have returned to face eastward. However, as the flower bud matures and blossoms, the stem stiffens and the flower becomes fixed facing the eastward direction.
    • When the sunflower plant matures, the neck of its stem no longer grows, and tracking of the sun’s arc ceases. The blooms of most mature sunflowers face east, but some face other directions.
    • Mature sunflower buds and opened blooms become fixated on the east, with only their leaves continuing to track the sun for photosynthesis. This happens in part because in part because the stem stiffens, making it less possible for sunflower faces to turn and stretch toward the sun. Once and flowers form seeds, they no longer practices heliotropism.
    • When plating a sunflower, place it where you’ll be able to see its flower head when the plant matures and is in full bloom. For example, plant the sunflower on your yard’s western or northern side.
    Others
    • Flowers of some plant species track the sun across the sky from east to west. A good example of this is the alpine plant, the snow buttercup (Ranunculus adoneus). By facing the sun, the flower of the snow buttercup is able to collection heat from the sun. The heats is thought to help pollination since the insect pollinators will warm and be able to fly better in the cold air and deliver pollen more effectively to other plants. The warmth also appears to help the pollen germinate after it is delivered to another flower.

    Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein


    Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein
    Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur ke aangan mein
    Kyon yeh reet bhagwan ne banayi hogi
    kehte hain aaj nahi toh kal tu parayi hogi
    De kar janam paal-poskar jisne hamein bada kiya
    aur waqt aaya toh unhi haathon se hamein vida kiya
    betiya isse samajhkar paribhasha apne jeevan ki
    bana deti hai abhilasha ek atoot bandhan ki
    # Hindi Decent Quotes

    World Time Clock With Different Countries And Cities

    With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes

    With my 1 heart..
     2 eyes..
     5 litter blood...
     206 bones..
     1.2 million red cells..
     60 trillion D.N.A.'s..
     I wish you "very GOOD DAY"...!
     Good Morning.....

    Wishing you G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night

    Wishing u................
     G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
     hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack.

    Welcome the new morning

    Welcome the new morning
     with a "Smile on your Face",
     "Love in your Heart",
     "Good Thoughts in your Mind"
    &
     you will have a wonderful day.
     Wish you a lovely Morning.

    Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes

    Wake-up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
     Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,
     Wear that Jolly Winning smile &
     tell urself today is a beautiful day...
     G@@d M(:)rning....

    Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar

    Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star
     Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
     up above the world so high,
     sun has risen in the sky,
     uthke jaldi pee le chai,
     then call me up and say HI

    SO rahe ho KYA?

    ( /
     ; )
     ( /
     SO rahe ho KYA?

     (@
     ; (
     (@
     GHOORO MAT

     ( I
     ; )
     ( ì
     AANKHEIN KHOLO

     ( ì
     ; )
     (é
     DONO KHOLO

     (é
     ; )
     (é
     CHALO sms karo
     Goodd morning

    Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi

    Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,
     Pyare se kinare,
     Pyari se uss ki boonden,
     Pyari si thandi hawayein,
     Ek pyare se Dost ko pyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning...

    Morning is God's way of saying one more time

    Morning is God's way of saying one more time ..
     Go, live life, make a difference, touch ones heart,
     encourage own mind
     inspire own soul
     &
     enjoy the day...'one more time.!
     good morning

    Knock!!! Knock!!! May I come into your world

    Knock!!! Knock!!!
     May I come into your world??
     i bring no flowers,
     No cakes,
     But wishes to keep you fresh,
     Prayer to keep you healthy,
     And love to keep you smiling...
     Good Morning....

    I just love when morning gets here

    I just love when morning gets here,
     coz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms
     to my dear friend.
     what a lovely way to start my day.

    A night hug warms the heart

    A night hug warms the heart,
     a night kiss brightens the day,
     and a gud morning to start your day!

    Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai

    Zindagi me kamyabi ki
     MANZIL k liye
     KHWAB zaruri hai !!
     Aur khwab dekhne k liye
     NEEND !!
     To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
     chadho !! Aur .....
     SO JAO!! GOOD NIGHT !!!

    You live in your dreams

    You live in you dreams,
     but dreams may die.
     don't get shattered,
     never ever cry.
     the world is big & has lots to give,
     pick up a new dream,
    for thats the way to live.Good Night.

    Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline

    Welcome aboard to "Sweet Dreams" airline,
     all passengers on bed,
     hug your pillows
     as the flight
     will be leaving soon
    to dream land.
     Enjoy your time ;)
    GOOD NIGHT!

    Wash your face and wash your feet

    Wash your face and wash your feet!
     Now its time to fall asleep.
     Yours eyes are weak and mouth can't speak
     so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good Nite.

    WAIT DO NOT SLEEP Wait

    WAIT! ()````()
     ("( 'o' )")
     ( . /
     ( . )
     DON'T SLEEP Wait
     ()````()
     ( -O- )
     ( . )
     (``) (``)
     I have to pray & ask
     Ask God to take care
     Of "you" when "you" are Sleeping.

    Wait Do not Sleep let me pray God

    WAIT... ()"""()
     k
     ( "o" ) Don't
     (,><.) Sleep
     let me pray God
     ()"""()
     ( -o-)
     ( ,(")),
     Dear GoD,
     plz let my friend get sweet dreams,
     Good night!

    Under the fresh and cool night

    Under the fresh and cool night...
     I would take a minute
     to say HI to the person
     i think about and i miss the most..
     hope you'll have a good, and sweet dream.. tc!

    Tiny stars shining bright

    Tiny stars shining bright,
     Its time for me to say goodnight,
     So close your eyes & snuggle up tight,
     I'm wishing you sweet dreams tonight!

    This is my LAST message of th day

    This is my LAST message of the day
    for the person I care & love FIRST
    for the person that came into my mind is you....
     so juz wanna wish you good night...

    txt msg: hello

     txt msg: hello
     you mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls don't disturb
     txt msg: may i vibrate you?
    your mobile: ok ok, go ahead
     txt msg: i came here just to say good night to your madam
    your mobile: oh, its ok but who sent you?
     txt msg: your madam's lover boy.

    Take some time to smile when you are sad

    Take some time to smile when you are sad..
     to rest when you're tired..
     to love if you're feeling empty..
     & to let go if you need to.
     time endures,
     time heals.
     in this life,
     just take some time for yourself.

    Take a deep breath, Stand near the window

    Take a deep breath,
     Stand near the window,
     Look at the sky,
     There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
     You know what they are????
     They are my eyes always taking care of you..
    Good night.

    Still awake? Time to sleep

     ' 12 ' .
     9 !/ 3
     ' . 6 . '

     . ' 12 ' .
     9 !_ 3
     ' . 6 . '

     . ' 12 ' .
     9 _! 3
     ' . 6 . '
     still awake?
     Time to sleep,
     GOOD NIGHT+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAM!!!

    Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light

    somewhere out there
     beneath the pale moon light
     someone thinking of you some where out there
     where dreams come true...
     goodnite & sweet dreams to you.

    shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly

    shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,
     bcoz you might be sleeping,
     I'll just leave my message for you
     "GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS"..

    Sshh, its only me putting a blanket

    (>"*"<)
     ( - , - ) zzz---
     (">--<")---Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket 
    on you so that you wont get cold,
     have a warm & nice sleeP!
    GOOD NIGHT

    Sleepy Message for a sleepy person

    Sleepy Message for a sleepy person
    from a sleepy friend
     for a sleepy reason
     at a sleepy time
     on the sleepy day
     in a sleepy mood
     to say please sleep"good night"

    Saw my message?

    Saw my message?
     n0???
     n0w, can u?
     still can't??
     c0z n0 wORds can x-press
     how special you are! Good night!

    Saying good night is not just putting an end to a day

    Saying good night is not just putting an end to a day.
     Its a way of saying, I remember you before i go to sleep.
     Hope you can feel the care that goes with it.... 
    GOOD NIGHT..

    Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai

    Raat khamosh hai
     chand khamosh hai,
     Par dil mein shor ho raha hai.
     Kahi aisa to nahi
     ek pyara sa DOST
     bina Good night kahe sone ja raha hai...

    Pee! Pee! Peem

    Pee! Pee! Peem....
     Sorry My sms was in traffic jam
     So late to wish you
     good night.

    Pujya mitravar, sadar parnam

    pujya mitravar,
     sadar parnam,
     apke sandesh miltae hai
     jinhe padhne ke paschat
     hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,
     app ki isi mitrata ke hum rini hai.
     prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke
     apki dursanchar yantra yuhi seva deti rahe
     jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se hi sahi jude rhe..
     app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi
     evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha...
     GOOD NIGHT

    Notice your phone got heavier with this message

    Notice your phone got heavier with this message.
     it contains load of love,
     and prayers to keep you happy n safe.
     Have a nice sleep Good night!

    Night is the essence of pride

    Night is the essence of pride,
     for i'll be dreaming of my to be bride, sweetdreams and
     goodnight is wished,
     for she will never know how much she is missed.

    Night doesn't become beautiful with star

    Night doesn't become beautiful with star
     studded sky & full moon,
     It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep
     and let stars & moon admire your innocence..
     Good night,,

    Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun

    Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,
     tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
     tu so jayena mobile off karke
     isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

    My sms may not mean too much for you

    My sms may not mean too much for you
     but to me it mean a lot
     coz its my way of showing you that i care.
     good nite =)

    On this cold cold night

    On this cold cold nite,
     in My small small ROOm,
     i Look At The Bright Bright Stars
     iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy &
     DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
     on your CuTe CuTe FaCe! 
    GOODNIGHT.

    LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM

    LAST NIGHT
     I SAW I DREAM
     IN DREAM I SAW AN ANGEL
    THAT ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT
     I TOLD THE ANGEL
     TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
     HE SAID " NO"
     "BUT WHY"
     He said "Angels don't take care of angel"
     Good nite.

    Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum

    Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum
     jo hamein sapne lene k liye
     ye pyari si raat mili
     ye chand, ye tare mile
     or sapno ki saugat mili.
     Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
     Kya pata sapne lene k liye
     ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
     So don't waste you time.
     and
     go to bed 
    and
     take sweet dreams.

    Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi

    Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi,
     Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...
     Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,
     Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams....

    In this lovely nite, I pray to the blue moon

    In this lovely nite, I pray to the blue moon 
    to protect you through the night,
     the wind to blow away you stress
    and the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
     sweet dreams G00d Night.

    If you are awake

    If you are awake,
     goodnight my sweet darling
     and if you just woke up,
     good morning honey.
     Love you so much.

    I wish moon always be full and bright

    I wish moon always be full and bright !!!
     you always be cool & right!!!
     Whenever you go to switch off the light,
     Remember that I am wishing you Good Night......

    I wish that God would hold you tight

    I wish that God would hold you tight.
    I hope that angels will keep you in site.
     Now just to make sure you feel all right,
     i'm gonna wish you a wonderful night! sleep tight!!

    I wish i would be there to hold you tight

    I wish I would be there
     to hold you tight,
     instead of saying
     this loving good night.

    I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most

    I was looking out the windows
     thinking about the person I care most
     and
     the person that came into my mind is you.
    # English Love Quotes

    I really want you to be mine

    I really want you to be mine,
     and i'll say this all the time,
    you really are one of kind,
     and sweetest i''ll find,
     good night my darling,
    wish you sweet dreams till morning

    I know its late but i can not sleep

    I know its late but i can not sleep
     without letting you know how much i care...
    you may be fast asleep right now and
     probably read this tomorrow...
     juz want to let you know that i whispered good night.

    I close my eyes to sleep but can not

    I close my eyes to sleep
     but can not.
     thoughts of you keeps me awake,
     I wonder if you have thought same about me...
     Coz falling in love with you is out of my control.
    # English Love Quotes

    Hey you Yes you

    () """ ()
     ( ' ,' )
     ''' Hey you!!!
     Yes you...
     the cute one...
     holding the
     phone!
     are you asleep?
    I Just wanted to say
     Good Night..!

    Hayo Rabba Tussi so gaye

    Hayo Rabba!!
     Tussi so gaye?
     inni jaldi?
     ik mint ruko
     mainu good night te wish kar len do!!
     goodnight hai ji !
     O tussi chaho to
     sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

    Have a "salty Dream..."

    Have a "salty Dream..."
     Bcoz daily sweet is not
     Good for your health, take care....

    Happiness is like a butterfly

    Happiness is like a butterfly,
     you run after it,
     it keeps flying away.
     If you stand still it comes & sits on your shoulders.
     Wish you the most happiest moments! Good Night.

    Good Night Sleep Tight have Sweet Dreams

    Good Night
     Sleep Tight
     have Sweet Dreams
     For what you are looking down in your mobile?
     that's all
     Lorie bhi sunau kya? so jao ji

    Good night my very special friend

    Good night my very special friend,
     I pray you lay in rest,
     And may tomorrow bring you,
     Much love and happiness.
     do not think of me...i m in your eyes.
     Just see the mirror…
     Good night

    Eyes without tears, tears without love

    eyes without tears,
     tears without love,
     love without a care,
     a care without a heart,
     a heart without beat,
     a beat without you,
    you without me.
     now how could that be possible? in the day and in the dreams tooooo.

    EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA

    EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,
     ITNA UDA,
     ITNA UDA,
     BAHUT UPER GAYA,
     ITNA UDA,
     ITNA UDA,
     BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,
     AB SOJAO
     KAL DOONDENGE.

    Din bita raat aayi sone ki ab baat aayi

    Din bita raat aayi
     sone ki ab baat aayi
     jab ja rahe sone ko
     tab aapki yaad aayi
     socha band karne se pahele light
     aapse bol du good night..

    Dream a dream tonight as you sleep

    Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
     smile a smile tomorrow that u may keep.
     may all of your dreams and wishes come true cause
     i couldn't find a better friend like you!
    Gud Nite

    Close your Eyes and Imagine

    Close your Eyes and Imagine
     chand ka bed,
     taro ki razai
     pholon ka takya ! nice na?
     n come back to earth
    and sleep on charpai.
     Good Nite

    Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light

    Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
     Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
     Band Karne ka Light
     aur soneka Tight,
     Boleto BYE... Good Nite

    As nigte falls upon the land, it is time to Zz again

    As night falls upon the land,
     it is time to Zz again.
     With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
      i'm here to wish you NiteNite!
     Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

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    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*#
     THANK GOD
     ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING
     NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE

    At this moment Millions are sleeping

    At this moment
     Millions are sleeping,
     Millions are falling in Love,
     Million are eating
     &
     only one cute person in the whole world
     is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!

    AS a day turns into night

    AS a day turns into night,
     Keeping worries out of site...
     No matter how though the world may seem,
     But.... you still deserve the sweetest dream tonight....
     Good Night!!!

    A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night

    A late night greeting
     doesn't only mean good night
     It has a silent msg saying..
     you are my last thought at night..Goodnight

    A day is going to end again

    A day is going to end again.
     It is nice to have a friend like U
     making my everyday seems so great.
     Thank U my good friend
     lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

    10 messages received

    10 messages received,
     1- Hi,
     2- Hello,
     3- I miss U,
     4- How r U?,
     5- hope ur fine,
     6- keep smilling,
     7- Take Care,
     8- God bless U,
     9- Be happy,
     10- Gud night.!

    Wife: "last night i dream of you buying me a diamond necklace"

    Wife: "last night i dream of you buying me a diamond necklace"
     Husband: "tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"

    Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

    Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
     Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
     Wife: Kitni mari?
     Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
     Wife: Kaise malum?
     Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

    Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti

    Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
     Husband: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milte rehti.

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
     It is just a formality,
     like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !

    Why do the bride and groom exchang VARMALA during marriage?

    Why do the bride and groom exchange VARMALA during marriage?
     Ans: Its an affectionate way of telling each other 'SWEETHEART YOU ARE DEAD.'

    Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

    Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
     A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.

    Wife: "Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"

    Wife: "Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
     Husband: "Shahjahan Jitna."
     Wife: "Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
     Husband: "Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"

    Train mai ek husband apni wife se

    Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
     Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
     Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
     Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

    There is only one perfect child in the world

    There is only one perfect child in the world
    and
    every mother has it.
     There is only one perfect wife in the world
    and
    every neighbour has it.

    The best way to remember your wife's birthday always

    The best
     way to
     remember
     your
     wife's birthday always
     is to forget it once

    Son: Papa, Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain

    Son: Papa, Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,
     To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain?
     Papa: Beta, Akal Badaam Khane se nahi, Thokar Khake Ati Hai

    Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi city ki hai ya village ki

    Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi city ki hai ya village ki..
     Banta. city ki.
     Santa.ooh acha. main samja shayed Tumhary hai.

    One day a dog was dancing madly on the marriage of lion

    One day a dog was dancing madly on the marriage of lion.
     Lion asked: Why are you dancing madly?
     Dog said i was also lion before marriage...

    LOVE IS LIFE, LIFE IS WIFE

    LOVE IS LIFE
     LIFE IS WIFE
     WIFE IS KNIFE
     and
     KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

    Kabhi Roti Ke Tukron Mein

    Kabhi Roti Ke Tukron Mein,
     Kabhi Salan Ke Piyale Mein
     Teri Zulf Ka Didar Hai Sanam,
     Khane Ke Har Niwale Mein..!!

    Husband: You get marry with Santa after my death

    Husband: You get marry with Santa after my death.
     Wife: but why?  He is your no. 1 enemy,
     Husband: this is only way to take revenge with him.

    Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it

    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
     Wife: why three?
     Husband: for you and your parents.

    Husband to wife: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai

    Husband to wife: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
     Wife: (maatha peette hue:) Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

    Husband PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD

    Husband PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD
     AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED, THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON
     Husband: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?????
     Wife: SHE SAID YES.
     THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!

    Husband on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant."

    Husband on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
     Doctor: Is this her first child?
     Husband: No this is her husband speaking............

    Husband aur wife hotel me gaye, tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya

    Husband aur wife hotel me gaye, tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya,
     Wife- koun thi wo?
     Husband-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
     main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

    Husband ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai

    Husband ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
     koi upay batao.
     Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

    Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass.

    Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass.
     Wife said: "See your relative eating grass, Say Hi"
     Husband said: "Hello father-in-law."

    Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE.?"

    Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE.?"
     It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
     WIFE says "No, it means -With Idiot For Ever."

    Hoon mai doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse waha

    Hoon mai doctor jahan,
     meri wife hai nurse waha,
     Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
     mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

    Happiest man is one whose

    Happiest man is one whose,
     daughter's photograph is on femina cover,
     son on cowboy cover,
     girlfriend on playboy,
     WIFE on missing column of newspaper

    Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime

    Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
     Lovers are like pizzas, hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
    Wives are like rice and dal eaten when there’s no choice

    Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries

    Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
     Boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
     Girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.

    Girl to Boyfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

    Girl to Boyfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
     Boy: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka

    Ek pati Apnae Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha

    ek pati Apnae Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
     Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
     Pati Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

    Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke Ghar ja raha tha

    Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke Ghar ja raha tha
     ke achanak bijli Chamki,
     Badal garje,
     Zor se barish shuru hoi,
     Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

    Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se

    Dosti kro college wali se,
     Ishq larao office wali se,
     Flirt karo pros wali se,
     Pyar karo dilwali se,
     ankh larao sali se,
     aur maar khao ghar wali se

    A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST

    A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
     A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
     A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

    A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money

    A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,
     so he sent a cheque writing 100 kisses.
     When he returned home his wife said
     "THANKs for the cheque I GOT IT CASHED from BANK MANAGER"

    A MAN SANTA - Your Friend IS KISSING your WIFE IN your HOME

     A MAN SANTA - Your Friend IS KISSING your WIFE IN your HOME.
     HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR and SLAPPED That MAN and and SAID - HE WAS NOT MY Friend.

    Always keep a picture of your wife in your wallet

    Always keep a picture of your wife in your wallet
     look at it when you are in trouble
    you will feel that other problems are not as big as this one.

    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking?

    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
     Pupil : A teacher.

    Teacher teaching algebra to student

    Teacher teaching algebra to student
     A=B=C
     it means A=C
     sir asked to give example for it
     student: sir i love you, you love your daughter, it means i love your daughter.

    Teacher: Raju tumne aaj fir homework nahi kiya

    Teacher: Raju tumne aaj fir homework nahi kiya. Bolo tumhe kya saja dun?
    Raju: Teacher, wo Rita ne bhi nahi kiya. Hum donoko bathroom mei band gardo.

    Teacher - aaj tumne hw kyo nahi kiya

    Teacher - aaj tumne hw kyo nahi kiya
     raju- sir ghar par light nahi thi
     teacher - to sale mombatti jala leta
     raju- sir machis nahi jala sakta tha
     teacher - kyo
     raju- sir machis puja ghar me thi
     teacher - to jalaya kyo nahi
     raju-sir nahaya nahi tha isliye andar nahi ja sakta tha
     teacher -sale nahaya kyo nahi tha
     raju- sir pani nahi tha
     teacher -pani kyo nahi tha
     raju-sir motor nahi chal raha tha
     teacher - ab motor ko kya hua
     raju- sir aap kitne bade ullu ho abe kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

    Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyo ge

    Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyo ge
     Bachey: Nahi piyenge
     Teacher: Girls ka peecha nai karoge
     Bachey: Nahi karenge
     Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
     Bachey: nahi kasenge
     Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
     Bachey: Kardenge, aesi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai

    School mein admission ke liye interview

    School mein admission ke liye interview:
     Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ? . .
     Cute answer….
     Kid : jo mummy bolti hai.

    In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird

    In a practical Exam
     Examiner showed legs of bird to Student and asked : Tell the bird’s name.
     Student: I don't know.
     Examiner: You are fail. What's your name?
     Student : You see my legs, and tell me.

    In how many days a 1000 pages book can be read?

    In how many days a 1000 pages book can b read?
     Writer-6 months,
     Doctor-2 mnths,
     Lawyer-1month,
     STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT Before THE EXAM.

    Height of Challenge: a guy left whole answer sheet blank in an exam

    Height of Challenge:
     a guy left whole answer sheet blank in an exam....
     &
     wrote this on the last Page:
     "agar apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass marks deke dekha "

    Father: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye

    Father: Itne kam marks?
     Do thappad marne chahiye.
     Pappu: Haan papa,
     chalo maine uss teacher ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

    Commerce professor asks the student

    Commerce professor asks the student: 
    what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
     Student: "Father in law".

    Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai

    Zindagi behaal hai,
     Sur hai na taal hai,
     Msg box bhi kangal hai,
     kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
     Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

    You are a nice person. line 1 is true

    You are a nice person.
     line 1 is true.
     line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
     both lines 2 and 3 are true.
     all 4 lines are false.
     tension hua???

    Young girl praying: pls God marry me with intelligent man

    Young girl praying: pls God marry me with intelligent man
     god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married.

    Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi

    Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi
     Me kaisay meethi baat karon jab meethi cheez khayi nahi,
     Ye chanda kaisa maamoon hai jab ammi ka wo bhai nahi,
     Kyon lambay baal hain bhaaloo k, kyon uski tind karayi nahi,
     Kia wo bhi ganda bacha hai, ya jungle me koi nayi nahi,
     Nani k husband jab nana hai aur dadi k husband dada hain… to kyon baji k husband baja nahi,
     Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi.

    Wo school ke din bhi kya din the

    वो school के दिन  भी क्या दिन थे,
    जब लडकियो के तीन ही नाम हुआ करते थे,
    तेरी_WaLi  ,
    मेरी_WaLi,
    भाई_ये_हाथ_नही_आने_WaLi

    Wife is Incoming Calls

    Wife is Incoming Calls
     Lover is are Outgoing Calls
     Aunties are Tollfree Calls
     Callgirls are Roaming Calls
     Neighbour Girls are Missed Calls

    Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?

    Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
     Guess..........
    Any Guess........
     Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

    Who said english is easy???

    Who said english is easy???
     Fill in the blank with YES or NO..
     1.______, I don't have brain.
     2.______, I dont have sence.
     3.______, I am stupid.

    When your life is in darkness, Pray to God

    When your life is in darkness,
     Pray to God,
     ask him to free you from darkness and
     after if you pray and still you are in darkness…
     Please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL

    When i call you, 1 ring means i' m thinking of you

    When i call you, 1 ring means i' m thinking of you, 2 rings means i like you,
     3 rings means i'm missing you,
     4 rings means i need you,
     5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

    What is marriage?

    What is marriage?
    - a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree
    and
    girl gets her masters degree.

    What is nurse?

    What is nurse?
    - a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.

    What is life insurance?

    What is life insurance?
    - a contract that keeps you poor all your life
    so that you can die rich.

    What is School

    What is School
    - a place where papa pays & son plays

    What's difference between man and Superman?

     What's difference between man & Superman?
     Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

    Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha

    Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
     unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
     unhoon ne phool phainka
     par gamla bhi saath tha

    Two donkeys (Gadhe) apas main bateen kar rahe thay

    Two donkeys (Gadhe) apas main bateen kar rahe thay.
     1st donkey: yar mera malik bohat zalim hay. bohat marta hay. kaam b zyada leta hay.
     2nd donkey: to tum bhag jao na usss ko chhod ke.
     1st donkey: yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon. 
    mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.
     to uss ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao
    warna main ney teri shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..

    Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first

    Two Lovers plan to suicide.
     Boy jumped first,
     Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
     Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

    Twinkle Twinkle little star

    Twinkle Twinkle little star
     Teri girl friend gaee bazar
     usko milgaya dosra yaar..
     ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!

    To see light, look at sun

    To see light, look at sun..
     to see love look at moon..
     to see beauty, look at nature..
     to see hope, look at future..
     but,
     to see all of these, look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    # English Love Quotes

    Tumhary saath kia masla hy?

    Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
     har wakt pregnent rehti ho?
     jab bhi tumhain sms kia
     tumhari delivery report aa jati hy

    Titanic doob raha tha

    Titanic doob raha tha.
     ek gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
     Santa- 1km.
     Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
     Santa-NEECHE.........

    Those midnight tears, Those bad-day bumps

    Those 'midnight tears',
     Those 'bad-day bumps'...
     'Old torn jeans',
     Those 'late night walks',
     'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'..
     'crushes on pals' & tat fighting friends',
     'frying nuts'..making rowses,
     bunking classes, calculating attendance percentage,
     copying tests and ass.:)
     gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks',
     'writing on desks', 'fight wit teachers',
     'tears 4love', those B-grade movies...
     Jst evrything...
     "Tatz college life" we cal it.... "HEAVEN"

    Three people where going on a motor cycle

    Three people where going on a motor cycle.
     policeman gives hand to stop
     one people shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!

    There was a short note written on poster of adult movie

    There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
     "Under 18 are not allowed."
     Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.

    Sweet but not honey, precious but not money

    Sweet but not honey,
     precious but not money,
     bright but not sunshine,
     Improves with time but not wine,
     dont know??
     it's me..!

    Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge

    Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
     per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
     kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

    Socha karte the ki ye chand

    सोचा करते थे की
     ये चाँद हमारी साइकिल के पीछे पीछे क्यों चल रहा हैं |

    SMS Meray Dost ko "Hello" kehna

    SMS Meray Dost ko "Hello" kehna
     "Save" karay to Thnxs Kehna
     Mujhe yaad kiya to kehna"I miss you too"
     Delete kernay laga to kas ka thapad marna or kehna
     "paisay lagay hai"

    Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence

    Smile to old means respect,
     Smile to a child means innocence....
     Smiling infront of mobile means mental…case,
     Still smiling!!!..........Confirmed...

    Sitam sehne ki bhi haad hoti hai, Kisi ko satanay ki bhi haad hoti hai

    Sitam sehne ki bhi haad hoti hai,
     Kisi ko satanay ki bhi haad hoti hai
     SMS bhejne ki adat daalo mere dost,
     Muft k SMS pedhne ki bhi haad hoti hai

    Sachha pyar wo hai jo

    सच्चा प्यार वही है
    जो आँखों से काजल बहने ना दे
     ……
     और….
     होठों ? पर लिपिस्टिक रहने ना दे !

    Sach, bachpan mai sochte hum bade kyo nahi ho rahe

    सच, बचपन में सोचते
     हम बड़े क्यों नहीं हो रहे ?
     और अब सोचते हम बड़े क्यों हो गए ?

    Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah

    Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah
     raat bhar sms kiya to raat kat gayi
     subha uth kar balance dekha to waat lag gayi........

    Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!

    Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
     You have only 2 eyes.......
     But you sight every woman.
     Now who is Ravan?

    Ramu is 35 years old and still single


    Ramu is 35 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

    Ramu replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

    His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution. Just find a girl who's just like your mother."

    A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?".......

    PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh

    PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
     2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
     MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

    Payal chhankati ayee thi

    Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
     Payal chhankati chali gayee,
     Main sindoor leke khada tha,
     Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee..

    Phal ke beej ko iss dar se nahi khate the

    फल के बीज को
     इस डर से नहीं खाते थे
     की कहीं हमारे पेट में पेड़ न उग जाए |

    Patient : Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won't go away

    Patient : Doctor, I have diarrhea & it won't go away.
     Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
     Patient: Yes I did. But when I remove it, it starts again.

    Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host

    Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,
     Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,
     Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,
     “I MISS U THE MOST”

    Open with Love

    Open with Love...
     If I disturb you
     I am Sorry!
     But I need
     To Say
     I...
     Love...
     Disturbing you...
    # English Love Quotes

    One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement

    One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
     Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
     Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

    On / Off wale switch ko

    On / Off वाले स्विच को
     बीच में अटकाने की कोशिश किया करते थे

    Old friends are Gold

    Old friends are Gold!
     New Friends are Diamonds !
     If you get Diamonds, Don't Forget Gold
     Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond

    Nobody is like you

    Nobody is like you,
     nobody cares for you,
     nobody misses you,
     nobody wants to see you good,
     nobody is your best friend,
     nobody is happy with you.... 
    don't cry.......
    my name is nobody.

    Nurse: Congrats ji, aap papa ban gaye

    Nurse: Congrats ji, aap papa ban gaye.
     Husband: Meri wife ko nahi bolna, mein usse surprise dunga!

    New software has been introduced

    New software has been introduced.
     Any two persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS to each other.
     To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise your mobile may be damaged.
     Press
     ..
     Down
     ...
     Down
     ...
     Press Up
     ..
     …
     …
     Wrong key pressed,
    you pressed down key…
    your Mobile damaged.....

    NA TUM JANNO NA HUM

    "NA TUM JANNO NA HUM"
     kyon chalti hai pawan
     -because of evoporation
     kyon jhoome hai gagan
     -because of earth's revolution
     kyon machalta hai mann
     -because of eccessive respiration
     na tum janno na hum
     -but i just gave all the answers !!!!
     kyon aati hai bahar
     -because of change in season
     kyon lutata hai kaarar
     -becuase of mental tension
     kyon hota hai pyaar
     -because of fatal attraction
     na tum janno na hum
     -like i said these are all science phenomena
     kyon gum hai har disha
     -because u have lost the sense of direction
     kyon hota hai nasha
     -because of drug addiction
     kyon aata hai maaza
     -but science gives all the information
     NA TUM JANNO NA HUM !!!!!!!!!!!

    Mudkar na dekh mujhe, yun haste haste

    Mudkar na dekh mujhe,
     yun haste haste,
     Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
     keh denge BHABHI Namaste!

    Mohabbat Karne Walo Ko Inkar Accha Nahi Lagta

    Mohabbat Karne Walo Ko Inkar Accha Nahi Lagta,
     Duniya Walo Ko Ikrar Accha Nahi Lagta,
     Jab Tak Ladka Ladki Bhag Na Jaye,
     Ghar Walo Ko Pyar Saccha Nahi Lagta!

    Machar ne apko kaata wo uska junoon tha

    Machar ne apko kaata wo uska junoon tha,
     apne khaarish ki wo apka sukoon tha,
     Chah kar bhi apne usay nahi mar paya
     kyon k uski ragon main bhi apka khoon tha.

    MAMU: Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath

     MAMU: Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
     MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

    Love - Easy to say, Difficult to stay

    Love-
     Easy to say
     Difficult to stay
     Beautiful to feel
     Difficult to deal...
     Difficulty is a part of Life...
     But That's the reason...
     Why Girl friend is never a wife?"

    Maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin

    Maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin.....
     chand ne kaha ullu k pathe itni upar se kya dikhta hai koi

    Love is like an internet virus

    Love is like an internet virus,
    once they enter your life,
     scan your poket,
     transfer your money,
     edit your mind,
     download their problems
     delete your smiles and hang you for ever

    Last night I lay in my bed

    Last night I lay in my bed
     looking at the beautiful stars,
     the moon and the sky...
     then
     i thought where is my roof...??

    Last night i dreamt of U

    Last night i dreamt of U.
     This morning, my first thought was U.
     whole day i thought of U.
     Tomorrow i'll think of V then W,X,Y…Z...

    Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo

    Laakhon honge nigaah mein
     kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
     Mere pyaar ke icon pe
     kabhi to double-click karo...

    Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago

    Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
     he hasn`t come back yet!
     Inspector: Why don`t u cook something else.

    Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai Kya pyar karna paap hai

    Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai
     Kya pyar karna paap hai?
     Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
     Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai
     Abey patli gali pakad
     peeche uska baap hai

    Kismat kismat ki baat hai

    kismat kismat ki baat hai
     aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai
     kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai
     ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega
     jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!!

    Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya

    Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya..
     Agar Hai To..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     To Please 'DELETE' Kar Do,
     Kyuki.. Jab MSG Bhejna Nahi Hai,
     To Rakh Ke Kya Karoge...?

    Khush to bahot hoge tum

    Khush to bahot hoge tum,
     Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
     Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

    kal main ne swimming pool per dekkha

    kal main ne swimming pool per dekkha,
     4 addmi ne eik saat chalang lagaye
     magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howa
     ye kase mumkin hain
     baqi 3 ganje thee

    KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM mere SMS na hongay kam

    KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM
     mere SMS na hongay kam,
     KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA
     SMS karte rehna,
     DHOOM
     mera SMS perh k jhoom,
     HERA PHERI
     ab ki bari hai teri.

    Kaash ye faasle na hote, Kaash ye dooriyan na hoti

    Kaash ye faasle na hote,
     Kaash ye dooriyan na hoti
     Kaash aap aur ham saath hote to…
     to…
     Mere MESSAGE k paise bach jate.

    Kaise ho? maze me?

    Kaise ho?
     maze me?
     tabiyat kasei?
     ungli me dard nahi na?
     aankh bhi ok?
     dimag thikane?
     Kaamal ha yar fir to MESSAGE kar sakte ho!

    Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

    Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
     ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN

    Jab hum aankh band kar sone ka natak karte the

    जब आँख बंद कर सोने का नाटक करते थे
     ताकि कोई हमें गोद में उठा के बिस्तर तक पहुचा दे

    Jab hum darwaje ke peechhe chhupte the

    जब हम दरवाज़े के पीछे छुपते थे
     ताकि अगर कोई आये तो उसे डरा सके..

    Jab gire badal, Teri Yaad aai

    Jab gire badal,
     Teri Yaad aai,
     Jhoom K barsa sawan,
     Teri yaad aai,
     Bhigi main,
     Fir teri yaad aai,
     kyon na aye yaad,
     Tune CHHATRI abtak to nahi lotaii

    Jab hamare pas char rangwo se likhne wali ek pen

    जब हमारे पास चार रंगों से लिखने वाली एक पेन हुआ करती थी
     और हम सभी के बटन को एक साथ दबाने की कोशिश किया करते थे

    In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

    In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
     Saint: I don't have.
     Ticket checker: Where do you want to go?
     Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
     Ticket checker: Come, lets go!
     Saint: Where?
     Ticket checker: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

    I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me

    I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me.
    you cry i cry.
    you laugh i laugh.
    you jump out of d window...
     I look down
     &
     that...
     i laugh again......

    I want you to know that you are very important to me

    I want you to know that you are very important to me,
     It's impossible for me to live without you even for a second!
    you are my life & I can feel you everywhere....
     DON'T MIND I am TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

    IMAGINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD

    IMAGINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
     RESULT:
     NO SMS
     NO Flower
     NO Valentine's
     NO Candles
     NO Perfume
     NO Travelling
     NO Taj Mahal
     All the men go direct in HEAVEN

    I m your ___friend

    I m your ___friend
     a)-Cute
     b)-Sweet
     c)-Loving
     d)-Boy/Girl
     e)-Best
     all Reply is a must..

    Heart beat are countless

    Heart beat are countless,
     spirits are ageless,
     dreams are endless,
     memories are timeless and a friend like you is Useless.
     Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

    Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun

    Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun,
     Tere Leye Chand Tak Tor Dun,
     Khushyon k Darwaze Tere Leye khol Dun,
     Kafi he ya 2 ,4 jhut or bol dun.

    Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete

    Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
     Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...
     Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,
     Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete

    God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

    God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
     lekin bejha to aisa bheja ki bheje main bheja hi nahi bheja,

    Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear

    Girl's excuses:
     Phone mat kiya karo dear,
     mom hoti hai near,
     papa se lagta hai fear,
     baat nahin hoti hai clear
     Isliye SMS kiya karo dear
     without fear n very clear

    Girl : Mom, i m in love with a baby

    Girl : Mom, i m in love with a baby..
     Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
     Girl : 3 months & kicking happily in my stomach..

    Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai?

    Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai?
     Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kisses.
     Girl: Aur uss dress ka?
     Shopkeeper: 10 kisses.
     Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

    Girl before marriage looks like Barbie doll

    Girl before marriage looks like Barbie doll,
     After merriage Beautiful doll,
     after one year Nice doll,
     after two years only doll,
     after three years PANADOL.

    Girl - I love you

    Girl - I love you. . . .
     Boy- Tell me any different style and new style. . . .
     Girl - Arrey TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOuKA MERE PUTAR KO DEGA KYA?

    Geeta mein likha hai

    Geeta mein likha hai.
     .
     .
     .
     .
     .
     .
     .
     are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai,
     maine kaha na geeta mein likha hai!!
     To geeta khojo aur pado kya likha hai…….

    Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar

    Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
     Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
     ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
     Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
     chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...

    Gabbar: Arey o Sambha

    Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
     Sambha: Ji Sardar
     Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
     Sambha: Do Sardar
     Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
     Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
     Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
     Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
     Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
     Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
     Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
     Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
     Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
     Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
     Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
     Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.

    Fizaon k badalne ka intizar na karo

    Fizaon k badalne ka intizar na karo,
     Andhiyon k rukne ka intizar na karo
     Mobile uthao aur mujhe sms karo,
     har bar mere sms ka intizar na karo.

    Freeze ko dheere se band karke

    फ्रिज को धीरे से बंद करके
     ये जानने की कोशिश करते थे
     की इसकी लाइट कब बंद होती हैं

    Exam are like girl friend

    exam are like girl friend;
     1. too many question,
     2. difficult 2 understand.
     3. more explanation is needed.
     4. result is doubtful.

    Ek chote se bachche ko baar baar susu lagti thi

    • ek chote se bachche ko baar baar susu lagti thi to uski mammy ne kaha: beta logon ke samne jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi,
    • ek bar uska papa ke sath baitha ta aur mehman aaye thee aaur usko susu lagi to usne papako kaha: papa gana gana hai
    • papa bola beta mehman ke samme nahi gatehain
    • per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha toh dheere se mere kaan main ga de....

    Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 people die

    Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 people die,
     so u can decrease this over population, including me.
     so baby, please keep on smiling.

    Do you know??? An apple a day keeps the doctor away

    Do you know???
     An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
     but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.....

    Dil k zakhm kisi ko na dikha sako gay

    Dil k zakhm kisi ko na dikha sako gay,
     dil main jo hai kisi ko bata na sako gay
     Karo gay jawani main jo girlfriend pe kharcha,
     burhapay tak udhaar chuka na sako gay

    Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna

    Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,
     Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna
     Agar wo ghussay aaye to darna mat,
     Sar jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna milti rehna

    D se dosti, D se Dil

    D se dosti,
     D se Dil,
     D se Dard,
     D se dillagi,
     D se Diwangi
     par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana
     ki S se SMS
     aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... "

    College

    COLLEGE-
     C-Come,
     O-On,
     L-Lets,
     L-Love,
     E-Each,
     G-Girl,
     E-Equally......
     Thats why boys go to college regularly....

    Curcuit- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka

    Curcuit- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
     MUNNA BHAI - hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
     CURCUIT - bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
     MUNNA BHAI - pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
     CURCUIT - apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na

    Bush: tujhe swiming aati hai. laalu: no

    bush: tujhe swimming aati hai?
     laalu: no.
     bush: tere se to kutta achha hai. jo swiming kar leta hai.
     laalu: tujhe aati hai?
     bush: haan.
     laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.

    Boy said to girl: I want to kiss you

    Boy said to girl: I want to kiss you.
     girl: if you will try to kiss me,
     mien shor macha don gi,
     boy: lekin yaha to dur dur tak koi nahien hay.
     girl: i know but formality to karni hi pare gi na...

    Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai

    Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
     ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
     Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
     Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

    Boy: I am not rich like rohit

    Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
     I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
     But I really love you!
     Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

    Birthday sirf iss liye manathe

    बर्थडे सिर्फ इसलिए मनाते थे
     ताकि ढेर सारे गिफ्ट मिले |

    Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye

    Birdy birdy in the sky
     dropped a poopy in my eye,
     I don't worry I don't cry,
     I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

    Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khusi uske sare gaam chura l

    Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo
     deke khusi uske sare gaam chura lo
     pyar esha karo ki
     sab dekhte raha jaaye
     aaur
     padosan vi aakar kahe ki
     "mujhe vi aapni biwi bana lo.."

    Arz kiya hai: Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha

    Arz kiya hai: Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha…
     Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha…
     Raastay pe jakay dekha to khidki pe koi nahi thaa!!!

    Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayr Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega

    Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
     Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
     log fekenge ande tamatar,
     To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

    Arre deewano mujay pehchano

    Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
     Kahan say aya main............?
     May kon hoon?
     May kon hoon?
     May kon hoon?
     May kon hoon?
     ?
     ?
     ?
     ?
     number dekh k pata nahi lagta kya?.

    Are you mad? why are you reading me?

    Are you mad?
     why are you reading me?
     There is nothing in me.
     Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
     I think u will never stop reading me.
     OK
     Read me now.

    Ager aapke ghar ke pass ek ladki ho

    Ager aapke ghar ke pass ek ladki ho,
     woh khoobsoort ho,
     app ko pasand karti ho,
     aap ko ishare karke bolati ho,
     to mat jana,
     kyonki uske liya
     "MAIN HOON NAA"
    # Hindi Jokes / Fun

    After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice

    After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice.
     He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai.

    Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai

    Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
     aapne dil me aasha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
     hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
     hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

    An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope

    An astronomer was watching
     the sky from his telescope
     Santa Singh was observing him,
     Suddenly a star falls,
     seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
     "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

    Achhon se ziada tum achhey ho, sachhon se ziada tum sachey ho

    Achhon se ziada tum achhey ho,
     sachhon se ziada tum sachey ho,
     Mene kaha mujhey tmse “MOHABBAT” he,
     wo boli sharam karo abhi tum bachhey ho.

    Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko

    Aapko...hum sirf aapko
     aur aapko
     arey aapko
     haan haan aapko
     baba aapko
     aapko only
     aapko
     aur kisi ko nahi
     bas aapko
     hamesha tang karenge.....

    A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away

    A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away.
     A true friend is like the air.
     Sometimes silent but always around you

    A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE

    A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
     CAME BACK HOME 
    AND
    HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
     '' NACH BASANTI NACH''
     CHILD ADDED
     ''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA''

    A Sardar proposed a Girl

    A Sardar proposed a Girl......
     Girl said I am 1 year elder to you...........
     Sardar said Oye "No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR."

    A sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop

    A sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
     a girl customer asks:  "Jara underwear dikhana"
     sardar thora sharma ker: "g aaj pehna nahi ha".

    A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse

    A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
     He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
     I Love U sister....

    A Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years

    A Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years,
     but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes

    A girl says to her boyfriend, Give me one kiss

    A girl says to her boyfriend,
     Give me one kiss and I'll be yours forever.
     The boy says thanks for the warning!

    A Chinese was in hospital

    A Chinese was in hospital.
     SANTA went to meet him.
     Chinese said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
     SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was - KUTTE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

    A boy sent sms to girl: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha

    A boy sent sms to a girl: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
     Girl got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

    A boy goes to see a cabre dance

    A boy goes to see a cabre dance.
     His mom gets angry & asks him:
     Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?
     Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

    1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon

    1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
     Mom; Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
     Aaj ke girl; Mama mini skirt pehen lon
     Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............

    1970's girl: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai

    1970's girl: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
     aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
     Today's girl: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
     aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TaYAR HAI....

    Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka

    Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
     Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
     Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
     Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.

    You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together

    You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together
     and
     miss those very smallest things
     when you are turn apart by then..
     (True Friends)

    You are special, becoz you are someone's friend

    You are special,
     becoz you are someone's friend.
    you've touched someone's life
     in a unique way
     like no-one else could.
    That someone is ME dear.

    Yaad ae kabhe to ankhen band na karna

    Yaad ae kabhe to ankhen band na karna...!
     Hum chale bhe jaen to
     gham na karna.....!
     Yeh zarori nahi k
     har rishte ka naam ho..!
     Par dosti ka ehsas
     dil se kam na karna...!

    Words begin with ABC

    Words begin with ABC...
     number begin with 123...
     music begins with sa,re.ga ma
     and
     friendship begins with YOU... AND... ME...

    Wonderful people are carefully created by God

    Wonderful people are carefully created by God,
     wonderful moments are carefully planned by God,
     wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

    Who is a friend, A push when you are stopped

    Who is a friend, A push when you are stopped,
     a touch when you are lost,
     a word when you are quiet,
     a smile when you are sad,
     a shoulder when you cry,
     May you have good friends.

    When you are sad, i will try your tears

    when you are sad.........i will try your tears
     when you are scared.........i will comfort ur fears
     when you are worried........i will give u hope
     when you are confused.......i will give u cope
     and when you are lost and cant see the light...i shall be your beacon, shining ever so bright
     this is my oath........i pledge till the end
     why? you may ask........because you are my friend

    When you are counting all ur friends

    When you are
     counting all your friends....
     -the oldest
     -the best &
     -the new
     I would like
     to stand
     by your side &
     whisper two little words.....
     "ME TOO"

    When does a friend become a best friend?

    When does a friend become a best friend?
     When his dialogue, "I care for you"
     converts into
     "I will kill you if you don't care for me

    Whats the true meaning of friendship?

    Whats the true meaning of friendship?
     Where there is no compromise in telling secrets,
     and
     there is no secret for which you need compromise...

    What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?

    What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
     A friend is a tissue when you can\'t stop crying
     A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
     A friend always listens when you have something to say
     A friend is a week when you just need a day
     A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
     A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
     A friend is a sun when the rain just won\'t stop
     A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
     A friend is a phone call when you can\'t leave your home
     A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
     A friend is a wing if you want to fly
     A friend understands without knowing why
     A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
     A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
     A friend is a love that can never let go
     A friend is you, and I wanted you to know:

    What is the difference between blood and friend?

    What is the difference between blood and friend?
     Blood enters d heart
     &
     flows
     but
     friend enters the heart
     &
     stay inside forever....

    We have known each other by CHANCE

    We have known each other by CHANCE,
     became friends by CHOICE,
     still friends by DECISION.
     And
     when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
     that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

    Understands you when you say i forget

    understands you
     when you say i forget,
     waits forever
     when you say 1 min,
     stays with you
     when you say leave him ALONE...
     as
     me.....and .. you ..

    Two friends, see and saw

    Two friends...see and saw.
     one day see saw sea
     and saw didn't see sea.
     see saw sea and jumped in sea,
     saw didnot saw sea
     but also jumped into sea.
     see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.
     see saw both saw sea and
     both saw and see were happy in sea

    True friends are those Who Care without hesitation

    True friends are those
     Who Care without hesitation,
     Remember without Limitation,
     Forgive without any Explanation,
     and Love even with little Communication!!!

    True friends are like mornings

    True friends are like mornings,
    you can't have them the whole day,
     but you can be sure,
     they will be there
     when you wake-up tomorrow,
     next year and forever.

    To Understand a misunderstanding

    To Understand a misunderstanding
     is an understanding in friendship
     BUT to have no misunderstanding
     is the most understood Friendship....

    Though my words are few; my heart is true

    Though my words are few; my heart is true.
     Friends I can make new, but none are as sweet as you.

    To live a life i need heartbeat

    To live a life i need heartbeat,
     to have heartbeat i need a heart,
     to have heart i need happiness,
     to have happiness i need a friend,
     and for a friend i need U. ALWAYS

    This is a message from a friend to a friend

    This is a message from a friend
     to a friend
     for a friend
     to be a friend
     so that a friend
     remains a friend
     of a friend
     who is a friend
     Forever!

    Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes

    Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes,
     coz tomorrow we might have to say good bye.
     But if tomorrow,
     it should be the end,
     the best memory I'd take with me is
     the day you became my friend

    They all had trouble in defining friendship

    They all had trouble in
     defining friendship...
     i can't understand
     how they cudn't get the right word..
     then i took your name
     and
    the discussion was over.

    There's st@ry behind every friendship

    There's st@ry behind every friendship.
     Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry,
     our st@ry had a w@nderful beginning..
     H@pe this st@ry, never has an ending!

    The recipe of friendship

    The recipe of friendship:
     1 cup of sharing..
     2 cups of caring..
     3 cups of forgiveness & hugs..
     mix all these together to make friends forever.

    Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss you

    Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss you,
     Why? I care for u,
     Why? I remember u
     then my heart answered
     its simply b'coz you are a sweet friend!!

    Sometimes misunderstood you

    sometimes misunderstood you,
     sometimes scolded you,
     sometimes learned from you,
     sometimes praised you,
     sometimes laughed at you,
     but i in anycase wanted you as my friend
     so plz do not betray me and do keep in touch.

    Some friends are remembered because of their care

    Some friends are remembered
     because of their care.
     Some friends are remembered
     because of their style.
     But you are remembered
     because you are so nice to remember.
     Lose everything
     Someday you may lose your hair,
     your looks,
     or even your memory.
     But there's something you won't lose.
     Me.........,
     coz I'll always be your friend.

    Some friends are worth to be thrown

    Some friends are worth to be thrown,
     Some are good to keep,
     Some are to be Treasured forever,
     and
     i Think you are one to be Thrown...
     in the Treasure Box to be kept forever.

    Searching friends???????

    Searching friends???????
     Log On...
     Searching...
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     #Found...
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    you have been successfully Loaded.... Into my HEARTDISK
     as My Sweet Friend

    Science has proved that sugar melts in water

    Science has proved
     that sugar melts
     in water,
     so
     plz don`t walk
     in the rain,
     otherwise
     I may lose a sweet friend like you!!!

    Plants are green and earth is blue

    Plants are green and earth is blue,
     why you are so nice to me i want a clue,
     What ever may be the reason like you,
     because in world like this,
     i will never get a friend like you!

    Our "Friendship" is a crossed cheque of amount HAPPY

    Our "Friendship" is a crossed cheque of  amount HAPPY/-
     which we both have...
     when you feel upset and alone,
     withdraw it from my a/c.
     When you are too happy,
     deposit it in my a/c.

    Our friendship has become our HABIT

    Our friendship has become our HABIT
     even if U take out H - ABIT remains.
     Take out A, still BIT remains,
     Finally take out B,
     still IT remains....

    Only true friends stand by you during bad times

    Only true friends stand by you
    during bad times.
    So I promise I'll... surely
    .
    .
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    .
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    attend your wedding!

    One tree can start a forest

    One tree can start a forest,
     One Smile can start Friendship,
     One touch can show love and care,
     &
     One friend like you can make life worth-living!

    One stone is enough to break a glass

    One stone is enough to break a glass
     one second is enough to fall in love
     one sentence is enough to break a heart
     but our (true) friendship never breaks….

    One day Friendship and Love met

    One day Friendship and Love met.
     Love asked why do you exists when I am here,
     friendship answered I am here to leave smile where you leave tears.

    One day Monday went to Tuesday

    One day
     Monday went to Tuesday
     to see Wednesday
    and asked Thursday
     whether Friday has told Saturday that
     "Sunday" is FRIENDSHIP DAY...Advance Happy Friendship Day.

    One Best Book is Equal to Hundred Good Friends

    One Best Book is Equal to Hundred Good Friends
     But,
     One Good friend like you
     is Equal to a Library..............!

    One advice - take care

    One advice - take care,
     one request - don't change,
     one wish don't forget me,
     one lie - I Hate you,
     one truth-I Miss you,
     one hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!

    Not every bird can dance, But peacock did that

    Not every bird can dance,
     But peacock did that.
     Not every flower can represent LOVE,
     but Rose did that.
     Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,
     But you did that..

    Nishana jo le wo SURVIR

    Nishana jo le wo
     SURVIR,
     Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo
     TIR,
     Dil me jo utar jaye wo
     TASVIR,
     Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo
     ACHI TAQDIR...

    My relation with you is like an onion

    My relation with you
     is like an onion which has many layers
     it will add taste to your life
     but if you try to cut it
    you will have tear in your eyes......

    My Heart is like an open book

    My Heart is like an open book,
     its depends on you
     how you read me,
     don't judge me by my cover,
     look in and discover,
    you will get your true friend

    MY friendship is just like a rubber band

    MY friendship is
     just like a rubber band,
     It is too flexible,
     Stretch it as much as you can,
     but if you leave it suddenly,
     it 'll hurt you a lot,
     really a lot!

    Minutes are small, hours are less

    Minutes are small,
     hours are less,
     days are short,
     months are not enough to be with you,
     i would like to take infinite births
     if i get a sweet friend like you....

    Measured by miles, you are far from me

    Measured by miles, you are far from me.
     Measured by thoughts, you are closer to me,
     Measured by closed eyes, you are with me
     & Measured by heart you are in me as my true friend forever

    Make your life a house your heart can live in

    Make your life a house your heart can live in
     With a door that is open to receive friends.
     And a garden full of memories.... of many good things

    Making a million friends is not a miracle

    Making a million friends is not a miracle,
     the miracle is to make a friend
     who will stand by you
     when millions are against you.

    Listen and Silent are two words with same alphabets

    Listen  and Silent are two words with same alphabets
     but for me they also mean the same because i can Listen
     to you even when you are SILENT.