Beauty parlour se nikali ladki aur gym se nikala huwa ladka

Beauty parlour se nikali ladki aur 

gym se nikala huwa ladka

Koi jakar inn sadak par board lagane waalon ko samjhaye

Koi jakar inn sadak par board lagane waalon ko samjhaye

Duniya mei aisa koi byabasaya hi nahi hai

Duniya mei aisa koi byabasaya hi nahi hai

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai

jab light gai aur

Sasur (Damad se) : Anmol, Hira jaise, karodo ki beti

Sasur (Damad se) : Anmol, Hira jaise, karodo ki beti

Pati Bachche ko school se ghar wapis lekar aaya aur patni se bola

Pati Bachche ko school se ghar wapis lekar aaya  aur patni se bola

Bhagwan har ek ke ghar jaakar pyar nahi kar sakta

Bhagwan har ek ke ghar jaakar pyar nahi kar sakta

Bittu ji gahari soch mei the

Bittu ji gahari soch mei the

Dost: Kya soch rahe ho

Tantrik: Beta tujh par ek chudail ka saya hai

Tantrik: Beta tujh par ek chudail ka saya hai

Facebook aisa aspatal hai

s

Facebook aisa aspatal hai

jahan bina doctor aur bagair operation

Kisi ko railway track par leta huwa dekhkar

Kisi ko railway track par leta huwa dekhkar

aab to yi bhi nahi samajh mai nahi aata ki

Patni : Please meri taraf muha karke so jaao. Mujhe darr lag raha hai

Patni : Please meri taraf muha karke so jaao. Mujhe darr lag raha hai

What do you do in your free time?

What do you do in your free time?

Purani girlfriend ki shadi ka card mila thodi takleef jaroor hui

Purani girlfriend ki shadi ka card mila

thodi takleef jaroor hui

Pati patni ki do baatein

Pati patni ki do baatein

Pahali baat

haar pati apni patni ke baare mei ye sochta hai ki

Muhabbat Bus yaatra ki tarah hoti hai

Muhabbat Bus yaatra ki tarah hoti hai 

aur shadi

Samajh Na aane wali cheezon mei GST dushre number par hai

Samajh Na aane wali cheezon mei GST dushre number par hai

Ek bhi khubsoorat kanya nahi dikh rahi

Ek bhi khubsoorat kanya nahi dikh rahi

Newton Ne bhale gravity ka aabiskar kiya ho lekin

Newton Ne bhale gravity ka aabiskar kiya ho lekin

Kuwaron ka friendship day hai bhai

Kuwaron ka friendship day hai bhai

Shadi suda logon ko aaj saberon ko dhudne ki jarurat nahi

Shadi suda logon ko aaj saberon ko dhudne ki jarurat nahi

Pati (Gusse Mei) : Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha

Pati (Gusse Mei) : Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha

Sasur ne damad se kaha 6 saal mei 6 bachche ye kya hai

Sasur ne damad se kaha

6 saal mei 6 bachche ye kya hai

Humne to ab sochna hi chhod diya

Humne to ab sochna hi chhod diya

Badhti umra mei ishq ho to koi aashcharya nahi

Badhti umra mei ishq ho to koi aashcharya nahi

I love you

I love you

Ek baar 300 pagal ship mei jaa rahe the

Ek baar 300 pagal ship mei jaa rahe the

ship doobi nahi phir sab mar gaye

Dard aur bebasi kya hoti hai ye uss bachche se pucho

Dard aur bebasi kya hoti hai ye uss bachche se pucho

Teacher Ne khajur se Puchha

Teacher Ne khajur se Puchha

kapada kise kahate hai

Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnak bichar

Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnak bichar

Ladkiyon ke zeo figure ke craze ko dhyan mai rakhte huwe

Ladkiyon ke zeo figure ke craze ko dhyan mai rakhte huwe

Ye Bachpan ke sanskar hi hai ki ghar mei hawan hote samaya

Ye Bachpan ke sanskar hi hai ki ghar mei hawan hote samaya

Bibaha kya hai

Bibaha kya hai

Ek bill pada hai mera bhi

Ek bill pada hai mera bhi

Aurat jhooth nahi bolti shadi ke samaya har dulha ladki ke gharwalon se kahata hai

Aurat jhooth nahi bolti

shadi ke samaya

har dulha ladki ke gharwalon se kahata hai

Dahej kya hai

Dahej kya hai

Usse mujhse puchha chahoge kab tak

Usse mujhse puchha

chahoge kab tak

Bahu agar nimhu kha rhi ho to zaruri nahi ki khushkhabri ho...

Bahu agar nimhu kha rhi ho to

zaruri nahi ki khushkhabri ho...

Yeh daulat bhi le lo yeh shoharat bhi le lo

Yeh daulat bhi le lo

yeh shoharat bhi le lo

Pati: Mai tumhare liye jaan bhi de sakta hoon

Pati: Mai tumhare liye jaan bhi de sakta hoon

Helmet aur patni dono ka swabhav ek jaise hai

Helmet aur patni

dono ka swabhav ek jaise hai

Kebal rajnikant hi apni aankhen khuli rakh kar chhink sakta hai

Kebal rajnikant hi apni aankhen khuli rakh kar chhink sakta hai

Doctor - Aaj kaise tabiyat hai aapki patni ki?

Doctor - Aaj kaise tabiyat hai aapki patni ki?

Sasti chewing gum aur ghatiya log

Sasti chewing gum aur ghatiya log

Ek baniye ko beta huwa 4 mahine baad uska bita bimar ho gaya

Ek baniye ko beta huwa

4 mahine baad uska bita bimar ho gaya

Biwi ne baad kiya maine pratibaad kiya

Biwi ne baad kiya

maine pratibaad kiya

usne bahas suru ki

maine bhi bahas ki

Pati aaur patni ye sansar ki gadi ke do pahiye hai

Pati aaur patni ye sansar ki gadi ke do pahiye hai

Patni - Mei phool gulab ka aap surajmukhi mei aapse dukhi aap mere ke dukhi

Patni - Mei phool gulab ka aap surajmukhi

mei aapse dukhi aap mere ke dukhi

Jab tum aayine ke paas jato ho

Jab tum aayine ke paas jato ho

to aayina kehta hai "Beautiful Beautiful"

Patni: Suno Ji, Doctor ne mujhe ek mahina aaraam k liya

Patni: Suno Ji, Doctor ne mujhe ek mahina aaraam k liya Switzerland ya peris jaane ko kaha hai