theinfozones blog: December 2017

Pappu aur Raju (Shahid Kapoor & Farhan Akhtar)

Vocal: Shahid Kapoor & Farhan Akhtar (Performance in iifa award in usa 2014)

Very Funny and Interesting Song with interesting Performance

(Pappu aur Raju song) or (Raju aur Pappu Song)

FIRE ACCIDENT // DONT USE SPRAY FOAM // BIRTHDAY ACIDENT

Don't use foam spray at Birthday Parties (Video)
Don't use foam spray at Birthday Parties (Video)
Don't use foam spray at Birthday Parties (Video)

Don't use foam spray at Birthday Parties (Video)
Don't use foam spray at Birthday Parties (Video)
Don't use foam spray at Birthday Parties (Video)

How to: Create a simple Userform in Excel

This is just a basic idea. Use the codes and form designing as the required and make the use of form in excel in easy method.

For coding, basic programming techniques is preferred.

It is very easy to defeat someone, but it is very hard to win someone

It is very easy to defeat someone, but it is very hard to win someone -A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

Program to count repetition of a character in given string (Qbasic)

REM Program to count repetition of a character in given string (Qbasic Code)

CLS
INPUT "Enter a word"; w$
w$ = LCASE$(w$)
INPUT "Enter which character is to be count"; a$
a$ = LCASE$(a$)
FOR i = 1 TO LEN(w$)
r$ = MID$(w$, i, 1)
IF r$ = a$ THEN u = u + 1
NEXT i
PRINT "The number of character: "; a$; " in the string "; w$; " is "; u
END

Safety Idea of a Biker for Winter

To find the velocity of an object. (Qbasic)

To find the velocity of an object. (v = u + at) (Qbasic Code)

CLS
INPUT "Enter the initial velocity of an object"; u
INPUT "Enter the acceleration"; a
INPUT "Enter the time"; t
v = u + a * t
PRINT "The velocity of the object is"; v
END

To display area of a triangle. (Qbasic)

To display area of a triangle. [a = 1/2 (b*h)] (Qbasic Code)

INPUT "Enter the height of triangle"; h
INPUT "Enter the base of triangle"; b
a = 1 / 2 * (b * h)
PRINT "The area of the triangle is"; a
END

To find the third angle of a triangle when two angles are given.(QBasic)

To find the third angle of a triangle when two angles are given. (Qbasic Code)

CLS
INPUT "Enter the first angle of triangle in degrees"; a
INPUT "Enter the second angle of triangle degrees"; b
c = 180 - (a + b)
PRINT "The third angle of the triangle is"; c; "degrees"
END

To find the cost of painting the four walls of a room. [A = 2(l + b) h] (Qbasic)

To find the cost of painting the four walls of a room. [A = 2*(l + b) * h] (Qbasic Code)

CLS
INPUT "Enter the lenght of the room"; l
INPUT "Enter the breadth of the room"; b
INPUT "Enter the height of the room"; h
INPUT "Enter the rate of painting per square"; r
a = 2 * (l + b) * h
c = a * r
PRINT "The cost of painting the four walls of the room is"; c
END

Dali dali pe najar dali

Dali dali pe najar dali,

kisine achchi dali,

kisine buri dali,

Jis dali pe maine najar dali

wohi dali kisine tod dali.
# Hindi Fun / Jokes

Bittu to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Bittu to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Bittu: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Pappu: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Pappu: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Bittu: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Pappu: Kyun?
Bittu: Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga.

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street.
All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.

So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;-Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?

Comes the reply, ;-Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!

Bittu and Pappu rented a boat and fished in a lake every day

Bittu and Pappu rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.

One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. Pappu said to Bittu.
Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow.

Bittu said OK.

The next day when they were driving to rent the boat

Pappu asked Bittu, Did you mark that spot?

Bittu replied, Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!

Pappu said, You fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!

Pappu: Do You Know English?

Pappu: Do You Know English?
Bittu: Yes

Pappu: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Bittu: So Simple Yar. Naag Do Not Punch Me

Bittu: I have swallowed a key

Bittu: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Bittu: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Bittu: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

Bittu went to see a gal for marriage

Bittu went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Bittu asked: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Bittu giving exam while standing at the door

Bittu giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Bitu: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Bittu Went for Divorce

Bittu Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them?
Bittu Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More

Bittu: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Bittu: No, dad.

American: In America, marriage even takes place with email

American: In America, marriage even takes place with email.

Bittu: In our country, it is only with a female

Bittu bar me roh raha tha

Bittu bar me roh raha tha.

Bartender: Kyo roh rahe ho

Bittu: Aur kya karu
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aaraha.

Saali ne Jija ke kamre pe notice likha

Saali ne Jija ke kamre pe notice likha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhiye.

Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,

magar padosiyon nahi.

Saali: Jija ji 500 Rs. Dedo, agle hafte lauta dungi

Saali: Jija ji 500 Rs. Dedo, agle hafte lauta dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, par Abhi de de.

Saali: Jiju, what are you doing?

Saali: Jiju, what are you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.

What is the difference between wife’s and saali’s tears?

What is the difference between wife’s and saali’s tears?
Classic Answer
Saali’s tears affect man’s heart and

wife’s tears affect man’s pocket.

Bittu teacher se: Madam aap Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho?

Bittu teacher se: Madam aap Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho?
Teacher: Mere dad Chinese the.
Bittu: Wo kaha hai?
Teacher: Mar gaye.
Bittu: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!

Wife: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?

Wife: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Husband: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Jija: What are you doing this weekend?

Saali: Nothing much! Why? are you and didi taking me for a movie?

Jija: No, I need someone to take care of my dog

Saali: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?

Saali: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive,
2. both are hot and
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?

Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

Saali:Where do you see MANGOES?

Saali:Where do you see MANGOES?
Jija:Mango tree?

Saali:No
Jija:Fruit shop?

Saali:No
Jija:Market?

Saali:No
Jija: toh???
Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche MAN GOES.

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke time tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke time tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ki ghar se le ja ke koi
aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?

Jiju: Wow

Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

Jija: Suno jara

Jija: Suno jara.
Saali: Chup jiju, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khaane ke baad
Saali: Ab bolo
Jija: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, aur ban le Heroine!

It Happens Only In Asia

It Happens Only In Asia
# Funny Videos

Basanti:- Dhanoo bhag meri ijjat khatre mai hai

Basanti:- Dhanoo bhag meri ijjat khatre mai hai
Basanti :- Bhag Jaldi Dahnno

Dhanoo : - Meri Bhi ijjat khatre mai hai

Basanti :- kaise

Dhanoo :- daku ghode pai aa rahe hai

Pappu, Chandu and Bittu were sitting naked in the sauna

Pappu, Chandu and Bittu were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

Pappu presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager," Pappu says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. Chandu lifts his palm to his ear.

When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

Bittu, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

In a remote village of India

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.

Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born...

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).

Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, "Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?"

Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai

Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai,

Wah Wah..
Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai,
Aisa lagta hai jaise teri lulli zip me phasi hai!

Teacher to Bittu: Aap bade ho ya aap ke papa?

Teacher to Bittu: Aap bade ho ya aap ke papa?
Bittu: Main.
Teacher: Woh Kaise?
Bittu: Maine mom ke pass sona chhor dia hai, par papa abhi tak sote hain..

Ek Pari ne dekha ki ek Sher Khargosh ka peechha kar raha hai...

Ek Pari ne dekha ki ek Sher Khargosh ka peechha kar raha hai...
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Pari ne dono ko rok kar kaha ke agar tum aisa na karo to main tum dono ki 3-3 khwahishein poori karungi
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Sher: Mere alawa is jungle ke tamaam Sheron ko Sherniyan bana do.
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Khargosh: Mujhe ek helmet de do.
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Sher: Bagal wale jungle ke tamaam Sheron ko bhi Sherniyan bana do..
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Khargosh: Mujhe ek bike de do.
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Sher: Saari duniya ke Sheron ko Sherniyan bana do.
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Khargosh ne bike start ki us par baith kar helmet pehna aur bola:
"Iss sher ko Gay bana do"

Bittu की क्लास में टीचर ने बच्चो को समझाते हुए बोला

Bittu की क्लास में टीचर ने बच्चो को समझाते हुए बोला, बच्चो, गरीबों से हमेशा प्यार से पेश आना चाहिए।
Bittu एक दम से बोला: अच्छा, अब समझा।
टीचर: क्या?
Bittu : तभी पापा नौकरानी को गले लगाते है,
मम्मी दूधवाले को और दीदी ड्राईवर को।

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example
of
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" HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI "

Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi
hai :P

What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
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Frequency=1/time
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means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

A couple was having dinner at a restaurant

A couple was having dinner at a restaurant.
As the food was served,.
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the husband said:
The food looks delicious, let's eat!
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Wife: Honey, you say prayer before eating at
home.
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Husband: That's at home, Sweetheart. Here
the chef knows how to cook.

Two Girls were sitting at a club

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was
ugly and the other one was beautiful.
Pappu: walked straight to the ugly girl.
Pappu : Hi!
Girl : Hi!!
Pappu : Wanna dance ?
Girl : Yes (excited).
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Pappu : Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to
your friend. :p

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do,
mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar
lena ki
kamine
se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!! :P
boy rocked
girl shocked :P

Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo
Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki
Marji! :P

Boy (politely): Hi...

Boy (politely): Hi...
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Girl (showing atitude) : Do I know
you..? .
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Boy (in cool tone):
nai re pagli.. teri itni aukaat kaha..;)

Latest Invention

एक बार एक Bus में एक आदमी एक औरत से पूछता है

एक बार एक Bus में एक आदमी एक औरत से पूछता है
की अच्छा परफ्यूम है
मैं अपनी बीवी को गिफ्ट करना चाहता हूँ ॥
औरत : आप उसको गिफ्ट न ही दें। …………

क्योंकि कोई न कोई इडियट इस परफ्यूम के जरिये आपकी बीवी से बात
करने का मौका पा जायेगा ॥

Bittu पिताजी से :- पापा आपकी लव मैरिज हुई हैं ना !

Bittu पिताजी से :- पापा आपकी लव मैरिज हुई हैं ना !
पिताजी :- हाँ पर तुम्हे कैसे पता चला ?
Bittu: क्योंकि आपकी शादी और मेरी डेट ऑफ़ बर्थ मैं सिर्फ पांच महीने का अंतर हैं

लड़की : (भगवान से ), मुझे एक समझदार पति से शादी करवा दो

लड़की : (भगवान से ), मुझे एक समझदार पति से शादी करवा दो
भगवान् : जा बेटी घर चली जा समझदार लोग शादी नहीं करते !!!!!!

कुदरत ने औरत को हसीन बनाया खूबसूरती दी !

कुदरत ने औरत को हसीन बनाया खूबसूरती दी !
चाँद सा चेहरा दिया
हिरनी सी आँखें दी
मोरनी सी चाल दी
कोयल जैसी मीठी आवाज़ दी
रेशम से बाल दिए
फूल सी मासूमीयत
गुलाब से होंठ दिए
शहद सी मिठास दी
प्यार भरा दिल दिया
फिर .......
फिर ........
फिर ............
फिर .................
फिर .............................

एक लम्बी जुबान दे दी'और

सब सत्यानाश कर दिया !

लड़का दोस्ती करने के लिए एक लड़की से उसका नाम पूछता है

लड़का दोस्ती करने के लिए एक लड़की से उसका नाम पूछता है
लड़की कहती है आपने बाप को धका मारो !
लड़का : इसका क्या मतलब है
लड़की : मतलब है PUSH- PAA

ब्लैक मैलिंग का नया तरीका

ब्लैक मैलिंग का नया तरीका
एम्प्लायर बॉस से : अगर आपने मेरी तनख्वा नहीं बड़ाई तो

मैं सबको बता दूंगा की

आपने मेरी तनख्वा बड़ा दी है !!!!!

प्लेटफार्म पर सामान के ढेर के साथ देखकर कुली बोला

प्लेटफार्म पर सामान के ढेर के साथ देखकर कुली बोला
मैडम कुली चाहिए क्या ?

मैडम : नहीं मेरे पति है मेरे साथ !

Your future depends upon your dreams

Your future depends upon your dreams.

Don’t waste more time now

and

go to bed and have a nice sleep and dream.

Women marry because they believe that

he will change.

Man marries because they believe that

she will never change.

But unfortunately both are mistaken.

Bahan Ji Aap papad andar hi

How to make money from facebook

Jab tak hai ji

मास्टर जी : Bittu और Pappu तुम दोनों ने आपने पिताजी का नाम अलग अलग क्यों लिखा है

मास्टर जी : Bittu और Pappu तुम दोनों ने आपने पिताजी का नाम अलग अलग क्यों लिखा है ?
Bittu : मास्टर जी ताकी आप फिर से ये न कह दो की हमने नक़ल की है।

दादा : Bittu बेटा मेरी दूर की नज़र कमजोर हो गयी चस्मा बनवाना पड़ेगा

दादा : Bittu बेटा मेरी दूर की नज़र कमजोर हो गयी चस्मा बनवाना पड़ेगा !
Bittu : दादा जी वो दूर क्या चमक रहा है ?
दादा : बेटा सूरज।
Bittu : दादा जी और कितनी दूर देखना चाहते हो !!

Bittu अपने दोस्त से - यार कल मैंने आपनी बीवी को किसे और के साथ जाते हुए देखा

Bittu अपने दोस्त से - यार कल मैंने आपनी बीवी को किसे और के साथ जाते हुए देखा !
Pappu : कहाँ
Bittu : वो फिल्म देखने जा रहे थे
Pappu : तो तुमने उनका पीछा किया क्या
Bittu : नहीं तो मैंने वो फिल्म देखी हुई है!!!!!

Bittu रास्ते से जाती हुई लड़की से पूछता है

Bittu रास्ते से जाती हुई लड़की से पूछता है !!!
Bittu : क्या तुम मुझे जानती हो !!
लड़की : नहीं कौन हो तुम ?
Bittu : मैं वही हूँ जिसको तुमने दो दिन पहले भी नहीं पहचाना था !!

Pal ne kaha ek pal se

Pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere pass aa jao,
Pal bhar main tumhare saath kuch aisa ho ki,
Har pal bas tum hi tum yaad aao.
# Hindi Love Quotes

Nafarat lakh mili lekin chahat na mili

Nafarat lakh mili lekin chahat na mili,
Mit gayi zindagi (dosti) par rahat na mili,
Unki mehfil mein har sakss ko hanste hue dekha,
Ek hum hi they jisse hasne ki ijajat na mili
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Usne humse pucha teri raza kya hai

Usne humse pucha teri raza kya hai,
Kyun karte ho pasand wajah kya hai,
Kya bataye usey meri khata kya hai,
Jo wajah se karey pasand kisi ko usme maza kya hai.
# Hindi Love Quotes

Yun mile ki mulaqat ho na saki

Yun mile ki mulaqat ho na saki,
Honth kanpe magar baat ho na saki,
Meri har nigah dastan keh gayi,
Aur unko shikayat hai baat ho na saki
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Gam wo jo aansu la sakey

Gam wo jo aansu la sakey,
Khusi wo jo gam bhula sakey,
Humein to chahiye bas tumahari itni si chahat,
jo mere jane ke baad tumko thoda sa rula de.
# Hindi Love Shayaris

Ek syani sans ne nayi nayi bahu se poocha

Ek syani sans ne nayi nayi bahu se poocha-"Bahu maan lo agar tum palang par baithi ho aur main bhi uss par aakar baith jao toh tum kya karogi....... ?

Bahu :Ji main uthkar sofe par baith jaongi
Sanss : "Agar main sofe par aakar baith jao to kya karogi ?
Bahu : "Toh main Farsh par chatai bicha kar baith jaongi."
Sanss : Agar main farsh par chatai par baith jaongi tou ?
Bahu : toh main zamin par baith jaongi"
Sans : (maze lete hue) agey boli agar main zamin par baith jaongi tou ?
Bahu (Khij kar) : Toh main zamin main khada khod kar usme baith jaongi......
Sanss : Aur agar main khade main bhhi aakar baith gayi tou...?
Bahu : Toh main upar se mitti dal kar silsila hi khatam kar doongi......

एक बार एक सरदार कुए में गिर गया और चिलाने लगा

एक बार एक सरदार कुए में गिर गया और चिलाने लगा
बचाओ - बचाओ
वहां से एक बिहारी जा रहा था
उसने बचाओ बचाओ की आवाज सुनी तो पास जाकर पूछा
हाँ कौन हो भईया
सरदार बोला: अस्सी हान ।
बिहारी बोला : एक दो होते तो निकाल देता,
80 तो मैं नहीं निकल सकता ।

Sitaron ko gin pana mushkil hai

Sitaron ko gin pana mushkil hai,
Kismat ka likha mitana mushkil hai,
Bhale hi tumko hamari zarurat na ho,
Par tumhari ahmiyat lafzon main batana mushkil hai.
# Hindi Love Shayaris

Upar se gussa dil se pyar karte ho

Upar se gussa dil se pyar karte ho,
Nazare churate ho dil beqrar karte ho,
Lakh chupao duniya se mujhe,
Tum roj mere MSG ka intezar karte ho.
# Hindi Love Shayaris

Jo sab dete wo hum nahin denge

Jo sab dete wo hum nahin denge,
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahin denge,
Yekin na ho toh aazma lena mujhe,
Zindagi mein tumhein kabhi gum nahin denge.
# Hindi Love Shayaris

tumhari yaad sataye toh kya karein

tumhari yaad sataye toh kya karein,
kisi se milne ko dil chahe toh kya karey,
log kehte hai sapno mein hoti hai mulaqat,
lekin agar neend na aaye toh kya karey
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Tum udaas se lagte ho

Tum udaas se lagte ho,
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki,
Main zindagi girwi rakh sakta hoon,
Tum keemat batao muskurane ki.
# Hindi Love Shayaris

Dard mein har koi muskura nahin sakta

Dard mein har koi muskura nahin sakta,
Apne dil ki baat har kisi ko bata nahin sakta,
Roshini lene walon khud hi mehsoos kar lena,
Chirag jal tou sakta hai par apni taklif bata nahin sakta.......
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Chaha tha jisko usko bhulaya na gaya

Chaha tha jisko usko bhulaya na gaya,
Zakhm dil ka logon ko dikhaya na gaya,
Judaei ke baad bhi itna pyar karta hai dil,
Ki bewafai ka ilzam bhi lagaya na gaya...
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Bahut udaas hai koi shakss door jane se

Bahut udaas hai koi shakss door jane se,
Ho sakey tou lout aa fir kisi bahane se,
Tum lakh nahin magar ek baar tou dekho,
Koi tut gaya hai tumhare rutth jane se....
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Kismat jab likhi to khuda so gaya

Kismat jab likhi to khuda so gaya,
Jisko bhi jaan se chaha wo juda ho gaya,
Dard sahey hai is dil ne itne ki,
Dil se dard ka ehsas hi kho gaya.....
# Hindi Sad Shayaris

Mana ki humse wo khafa hoga

Mana ki humse wo khafa hoga,
Wo dost humein aajma raha hoga,
Hum utni hi shiddat se usey yaad aayenge,
Jitni shiddat se wo hume bhula raha hoga.....

Judge: Tumhari sikayat hai ki tumhari patni tumhare upar bartan fekti hai

Judge: Tumhari sikayat hai ki tumhari patni tumhare upar bartan fekti hai ?

Husband: Ji judge sahab

Judge:kitne dino se fekti hai

Husband: Jab se shadi hui hai

Judge: tumhari shadi ko kitne saal hue hai

Husband : ji paanch saal

Judge: to abhi tak tumne sikayat kyun nahi ki

Husband: ji kalhi pehli bar nisana theek laga hai!

Delhi mei giri barf

Dosto garmiya aa gai hai

Chhoti si baat par koi shikwa na karna

Chhoti si baat par koi shikwa na karna,
Koi bhool ho jaye to maaf karna,
Naraz tab hona jab hum dosti tod denge,
Kyonki aisa tab hoga jab hum duniya chhod denge.....

Chahe pyar kitna bhi door rahe,

Chahe pyar kitna bhi door rahe,
Pyar ke silsile kabhi na kum honge,
Jab bhi lage tum taklif main ho,
palat kar dekhna tumhare saaye ki jagah hum honge...........
# Hindi Love Shayaris

Ek dukan ke bahar likha insaan ki tarah bat karne wala kuta bikau hai

Ek dukan ke bahar likha insaan ki tarah bat karne wala kuta bikau hai
Ek aadmi ne jakar pucha mei us kutte ko dekhna chahta hoon
Dukandar bola theek hai andar baitha hai jakar kar baat kar loo
Aandar kursi par ek hatta katta kutta baitha tha! Aadmi ne us kutte se puche kyon bhai tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
Us par kuta bola kar to main bahut kuch sakta hoon par philhal to dukan ki rakhwali kar raha hoon, or isse pehle main America main jasoosi mahekme main kam karta tha jahan kafi khunkar terrorist ko pakdwaya phir main England chala gaya wahan par main police ke liye mukhbari karta tha aur ab ek saal baad yahan aa gaya!!!!!

Tab aadmi ne dukandar se pucha yar itna samajhdar kute ko bechna kyon chahte ho to dukandar bola sala jooth bahut bolta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pati: Aaj khane main kya banoagi

Pati: Aaj khane main kya banoagi!
Patni: jo tum kaho
Pati: Theek hai Dal chawal bana do
Patni: Aabhi kal hi to banaye the
Pati: to sabzi bana lo

Patni: Bachee nahi khate
Pati: Phir keema bana lo
Patni: keeme se mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai
Pati: Theek hai kadi bana lo
Patni: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: To phir kya banaogi.. !!!
Patni: Jo Tum kaho………..!!!!!!!!!!!